Wednesday, August 10, 2005

blog her? i barely even know her

e-mail #1 from 8.10.05 at 3:10pm

your reply [to my previous email] was faster than ... well faster than something really fast. use your imagination. now i can see how you have time to have a blog ... also dont tease me about my hobbies i don't tease you about being an asshole. will be back in DC next thursday-ish. -- JI

(someone still hasn't forgiven me for "enlisting" -- if you will -- both his senior year roomates over him. oops, wrong josh. sorry darling, second chance?)

e-mail #2 from 8.10.05 at 3:27pm

dear debbie,
i just want you to know that i get really upset when you dont update your blog.
there, i've said it.
luv, ruthie

(ruthie and i interned together in dc 3 summers ago. our friendship was solidified by ... a mutual enemy -- hey, i told you i don't make female friends easily. there was this one stuck up political operative who thought he was way cooler than he actually is. feeling like he needed a formal introduction whenever he spoke, a female intern, one from his cadre of 25, introduced him as "the man who, in his office, magic is made!" ::coughigivehimblowjobscough:: ruthie and i returned to our respective internships and formed "the ministry of magic" - a partnership dedicated solely to making fun of this guy. let that be a lesson to all of you; i have no problem establishing an entire organization dedicated to laughing at your expense.)

... one last note. if you want me to blog more, then help me quit my job, i mean, email me with your twenty-something experience. see note about dedication to humor at someone else's expense ...

Posted by: DBR @ 4:00 PM

1 Comments:

At 9:05 PM, amy said...: I'm going to go ahead and say it: That blog entry made no sense.

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daniela rodriguez is a nice latina girl from miami, florida by way of both st. louis, missouri (where she stopped by for a couple years to get an education but mostly learned to play beer-pong) and washington, dc (where she stopped by for a couple years to change the world but only worked for nonprofits). daniela left her self-masochistic profession to pursue a morally-masochistic dual degree in lying and cheating (read: law and business) at one of those smaller, unheard of universities in boston. in addition to spending much of her time taking and teaching professional grad school admission tests, daniela also passes her time with jack bauer, alton brown, jon stewart, and the cast of law and order.