Thursday, August 25, 2005

two debs are better than one

To: Debbie Rosenbaum
From: charliemiraglia@xxxxxxx.com
Date: August 16, 2005 7:38pm
Subject: HI

Just a little message to say high and see what has been going on. We still need to get together in the city one night for dinner. We should find out if there is a good night for Tomas & Delia. John should be in from Florida the second week of September and Kevin will be back from Ireland too.Talk to you soon.
Charlie

PS: When are going to go to the beach?
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To: Debbie Rosenbaum
From: charliemiraglia@xxxxxxx.com
Date: August 20, 2005 2:02pm
Subject: beach?

Deb;
I think that I am going to try fir the beach next Saturday. Let me know if you and Leslie are interested.
Charlie
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To: charliemiraglia@xxxxxxx.com
From: Debbie Rosenbaum
Date: August 25, 2005 9:05am
Subject: RE: beach?

dear charlie,

i don't know quite how to tell you this, but our romance is over. i think i first knew it when you asked us at the bbq if we minded our chicken "a little on the rare side." i'm sorry if when i told you i wanted to spend the rest of my life with you, i ever gave you the impression that i really meant it. i'm holding onto your ant colony though, as a memento of that weird rash you have on your inner thigh, but returning your e-mail to let you know that you have the wrong deb.

we actually don't know each other.

good luck in finding the deb you seek ... and with the rash.

-debbie r.-

Posted by: DBR @ 9:15 AM

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