Friday, September 30, 2005
blog-lift

welcome to the new look of debbierosenbaum.com and twenty-nothing.com.

think of it like plastic surgery: same bullshit. easier to look at.

a quick note about the sketch. a wonderfully gifted illustrator, leanne, drew her for me. had leanne read my blog before beginning, i doubt she would have obliged. my requests were: low rise jeans, flip flops, blue eyes, braids, red toe nails, my signature necklace, and a black tank top with lots of cleavage (which brian j. would probably refer to as a "shabbat shirt"). indeed, our lady-of-blog fits the bill. and she kinda looks like me too, which i guess is a bonus.

okay, okay. i know my breasts aren't that big. but when you have your own website and get to design your own cartoon, you're allowed to have any size breasts you want.

this blog is creative nonfiction. so is she.

please be patient while lisa (my blog hero) and i are working out the html code kinks. you should go check out her site of amazing work too. see e.webscapes link under "site info."

Posted by: DBR @ 11:00 AM  
2 Comments:
At 9:27 AM, Blogger Trista said...   

The new design looks great!


At 2:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...   

In the spirit of the last post... do the high holidays get even more cleavage than shabbat?


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daniela rodriguez is a nice latina girl from miami, florida by way of both st. louis, missouri (where she stopped by for a couple years to get an education but mostly learned to play beer-pong) and washington, dc (where she stopped by for a couple years to change the world but only worked for nonprofits). daniela left her self-masochistic profession to pursue a morally-masochistic dual degree in lying and cheating (read: law and business) at one of those smaller, unheard of universities in boston. in addition to spending much of her time taking and teaching professional grad school admission tests, daniela also passes her time with jack bauer, alton brown, jon stewart, and the cast of law and order.

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