dear loyal readers,
the worst thing happened today: they made me actually do work at my job, which has barred me from writing a thoughtful, meaningful and probably demeaning blog post. i thought i'd complain to the management but then i realized that they don't pay me to write my own thoughts. they pay me to write other people's. sigh.
but, while i have a second, i wanted to acknowledge the fact that at each turn in my life, i am learning that there are more and more of you readers (suckers) out there. as the number of readers rise, i am pursuaded to write more. so (insert shameless plug here) i encourage you to pass along the website domain to your friends/coworkers/cohorts -- as long as they aren't my coworkers.
the more, the better. (that's what he said.)
just last weekend, i ran into some friends from college who i haven't seen since graduation. the conversation went:
debbie: "hey! what's going on in your life?"
alyson, emily and liz: (insert some reply here)
silence.
alyson, emily and liz: "ummm. we don't have to ask you what's going on in your life because we read your blog."
oh.
i'm not one for small talk anyway.
your verbal support has been overwhelmingly encouraging, and for those willing to send me an endorsement quote for my blog or pending book, i will throw a kick-back to once i'm published or famous -- whichever comes first.
but, as an attempt to use this blog as a forum for education in addition to making fun of people, i will at least provide you with something worth reading today: one of my all time favorite New York Times articles.
A Critic Takes On the Logic of Female Orgasm
By DINITIA SMITH
Published: May 17, 2005
http://www.etaiwannews.com/Perspective/2005/05/19/1116467659.htm
that is all.
please drive thru.
Tuesday, September 13, 2005
climax and it isn't even hump day
Posted by: DBR @ 4:30 PM
Remember when we read that fucked-up article about how blow jobs made men healthier...or something like that?
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