Tuesday, April 25, 2006

color by (my) numbers

i certainly owe a fuller autopsy analysis of the rock-star-nerd-tour which drew to a close this past weekend; but these last few days have gone by so quickly (and have left me so mentally drained) that the difference can best be summed up and squared away by numbers:

4: the number of beds i've slept in the the last four nights.
3: the number of different people who have shared those beds.

52: the amount i spent at jcrew this morning.
3: the numer of business meetings i had today.
2: the number of times in my life i've been to new york city on business and gone shopping.
1: the number of bosses who actually went shopping with me.

688: the number of miles i've traveled to and from destinations in the last five days.
14: the number of hours it's taken me.
11: the number of cookies i've eaten during these travels.

76: the number of times harvard was brought up.
1: the number of times i brought it up.

9: the number of drinks i consumed over the weekend.
2: the number of fights it caused.
0: the number of times i fell asleep drunk in a bathtub (this weekend).

3: the number of nipples that my brother has.
2: the number of nipples i have.
1: the number of my nipples that popped out of my dress while dancing this weekend.
0: the number of women showing more cleavage than me at the wedding.

Posted by: DBR @ 8:30 PM

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daniela rodriguez is a nice latina girl from miami, florida by way of both st. louis, missouri (where she stopped by for a couple years to get an education but mostly learned to play beer-pong) and washington, dc (where she stopped by for a couple years to change the world but only worked for nonprofits). daniela left her self-masochistic profession to pursue a morally-masochistic dual degree in lying and cheating (read: law and business) at one of those smaller, unheard of universities in boston. in addition to spending much of her time taking and teaching professional grad school admission tests, daniela also passes her time with jack bauer, alton brown, jon stewart, and the cast of law and order.