i owe you a post. i haven't forgotten -- just haven't felt funny lately. in fact, i haven't felt-up anyone at all lately.
coming soon.
Friday, April 07, 2006
slacker
Posted by: DBR @ 12:00 PM
About Me
- Name: daniela rodriguez
daniela rodriguez is a nice latina girl from miami, florida by way of both st. louis, missouri (where she stopped by for a couple years to get an education but mostly learned to play beer-pong) and washington, dc (where she stopped by for a couple years to change the world but only worked for nonprofits). daniela left her self-masochistic profession to pursue a morally-masochistic dual degree in lying and cheating (read: law and business) at one of those smaller, unheard of universities in boston. in addition to spending much of her time taking and teaching professional grad school admission tests, daniela also passes her time with jack bauer, alton brown, jon stewart, and the cast of law and order.
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when i was 23, i began writing a book called "twenty-nothing: what it's really like to be twenty-something in the twenty-first century." at the time, an agent told me to start a blog to "gain a following" (whatever that means) and to "test my ideas."
more than three years later, there's still no book, but twenty-nothing.com continues to evolve. after all, if the washingtonienne can blog about her about promiscuity and then publish a book with cleavage on the front cover, then so can i.
more than three years later, there's still no book, but twenty-nothing.com continues to evolve. after all, if the washingtonienne can blog about her about promiscuity and then publish a book with cleavage on the front cover, then so can i.
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TINA: so i was talking to a friend
TINA: and he was tellingl me how he once dated a girl
TINA: who liked strawberries mixed with sperm
TINA: WTF
ME: um. that's awesome and absolutely gross.
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GABE: if you want to mask who you are, try "non-sex-crazed under-achiever"
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TINA: so i was talking to a friend
TINA: and he was tellingl me how he once dated a girl
TINA: who liked strawberries mixed with sperm
TINA: WTF
ME: um. that's awesome and absolutely gross.
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GABE: if you want to mask who you are, try "non-sex-crazed under-achiever"
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The views expressed on www.twenty-nothing.com do not reflect the views of Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University, the Department of the Parliamentary Library, or any body or member of Freemasonry.
search twenty-nothing.com for meaning...or not.
search twenty-nothing.com for meaning...or not.
...and to think, I was just getting on to bitch.
(I feel like your next line involves something about getting off.)
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