- the teacher says it's okay to ask stupid questions, but it's really not. everyone will laugh at you and roll their eyes behind your back.
- coming to school dressed in something comfortable is way more important than looking cute.
- you cannot be trusted to choose your own seat in class and should expect your teacher to choose it for you.
- don't hit people. (unless they deserve it.)
- the teacher will get mad at you if you call out the answer without raising your hand.
- everyone should wear a name tag.
- a "pee-pee" break between classes is a necessity (albeit called a "coffee break" that serves fresh brew and pastries in business school).
- there's no need to leave your seat for different class subjects. the teachers will rotate to your classroom.
- the break during the afternoons is quite obviously for napping. any alternative would be a complete waste.
- if you don't clean up your own mess, someone else will probably do it for you.
- share knowledge. unless it gives you a competitive advantage in class.
- live a balanced life. and by balanced, they mean get up early, stay up late, and don't plan to do anything in between expect study.
- when you go out in the world, watch out for the older students who might kick your ass, keep your eye out for your first kiss, and always -- always -- make friends who have more money.
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
all i need to know about business school...
... i learned in kindergarten.
Posted by: DBR @ 6:00 PM
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