Saturday, January 12, 2008
finals by the numbers
1: the number of exams left
2: the number of pounds of peanut M&Ms i've eaten.
3: the number, in hours, of an exam that is too short.
4: the number of cups of coffee i drink per day (with 6 packets of splenda ... each)
5: the number, in pounds, of weight i've gained while studying.
6: the number of times per hour, on average, that i refresh facebook.
7: the number of nights in the last week i've eaten mac and cheese for dinner.
8: the number of law and order episodes i've watched since wednesday.
9: the number of tab colors i use to mark study guides.
10: the number of text messages i send per hour on average.
Posted by: DBR @ 1:32 PM  
1 Comments:
At 2:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...   

823. what bout that number?

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